broadcast January 7, 1993

While the Merry Men are trying to explain to Rabies that Barrington is merely doing impressions of the King and the Sheriff and has not actually swallowed them, King John has decided it's time people paid respect to their monarch and gave him presents. But the life-size jelly baby in his image is captured by the Merry Men, so the Sheriff needs some other gifts fast. He soon hatches a plan involving a new holiday, the King, and a lot of stupid peasants to ensure His Majesty is showered with gifts.
With John Dallimore as WEASEL

Songs:Father Bloopy; Don't Worry 'Bout the Pain
Lyrics:Father Bloopy; Don't Worry 'Bout the Pain

Character Description
Robin "Wait until I tell Marian she'll be excited as a policeman with two truncheons!"
Guy "I'm Kevin the little big nose boy!"
King John "I'll stretch you so much that in Melbourne Australia they'll say look at the pair of legs that have come though the ground from England"
Marian/Gary "Gary, I bet if little Ron hit you over the head you'd cry to your mummy!"