broadcast 12th January 1994
repeated 10th August 2001

Guy has filled the castle with his useless toys, and the King wants the Sheriff to get rid of them - under threat of being turned into an inflatable bouncy Sheriff for Guy's enjoyment. Meanwhile, Marian has had enough of the Men's sexist attitudes, and is leaving. Against her better judgement, she takes a job with Rose selling shoddy housing, and finds herself imprisoned - and the Men aren't far behind her. It looks like the King's new torture machine is going to get a real workout!
With John Dallimore as WEASEL and Alastair Galbraith as WALTER

Songs:
Friends or Foes?
Lyrics: Friends or Foes?
Character Description
Rose Can I do something really nice round the back of your house?
Rose I'd rather be torn to pieces than buff a mans loafer!
Sheriff Wait an itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny yellow-polka-dotted minute!