broadcast January 14, 1993

Life is dead boring in Worksop; this week's highlight is the Grade A mud-throwing, followed by the reserves. But the one talent possessed by the villagers - singing - has been completely ignored, and so Marian plans a Song for Worksop competition. The competition is soon hi-jacked by Rose, and the Sheriff too; he needs money to bribe the King's driving instructor, and Guy has bet a thousand gold pieces that he won't win the contest. Of course, Barrington knows that he could win doing a duet, but with Rose running the show? Both sides soon hit upon a plan to provide the panel with bent judges...

Songs: Take Action; A Friend Like Rose
Lyrics: Take Action; A Friend Like Rose

Character Description
Marian "Barrington, will you stop bursting into song everytime I talk to you? This isn't seasame street!"
Gary/Graeme "yeah.....nasty rough thing...OH COME ON GRAEME IT PROBABLY CAME FROM A BROKEN NEST!"
Guy "DING A LING A LING!"
ing John "next time I'm definitely gonna pass!, cos if I don't................"
Robin "your problems are over!"
Marian "I'm not blubbery!"
Graeme "nobody likes brother cliff the singing monk"