BARRINGTON:
A hundred years ago today in the royal castle

ROBIN:There was an angry man crept through the silent night

BARRINGTON:And in his hand was a big brown paper parcel

ROBIN:And in the parcel were some sticks of dynamite

BARRINGTON AND ROBIN:

The royal family were wolfing down their dinner
They were stuffin' themselves with venison and booze

GUY:
They didn't know that underneath them was a tunnel
And a little man about to light the fuse

ROBIN:
In a room next to the king the royal servants
Were washing up the knives and forks and plates

BARRINGTON:

Then the dynamite exploded underneath them
And blew them all to heaven's pearly gates

ALL:They call it High Forks Night

GUY:'Cause the forks are flying

ROBIN:In the sky they're flying

ALL:High Forks Night

GUY:See the people rising

BARRINGTON:See the forks arriving

ALL:
And we celebrate, celebrate, celebrate High forks Night
To this very day