THE KING OF ENGLAND IS A PIG

CHOIR BOY:
The king of England is a pig
He's also barking mad
He's rude and crude and always stewed
His breath smells rather bad

CHOIR:
His every smile is gross and vile
His every word a curse
I'm sure we're going to get another king
And I hope he won't be worse

Ahhhh ahhhh ahhhh

(etc)