Only Child

O-o-only child
Suprise surprise
Must have been an only child
You can see it in his eyes

Always grassing up the others
and Then running to his mother
Like a baby bursting in to tears and crying

o-o-only child
Surprise Surprise
Must have been a phoney child
You can hear it in his lies

Always telling stupid stories
Never knowing that a bore is twice as boring
When it's obvoius he' lying

Only child
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Only children get right up my nose

With their stupid hair and stupid cloths