PIXIE PAUL

RABIES:
Down in the shade of the woodland glade
I live among the daisies and the clover
And I do a few jobs for the woodland?
If they need some people doin' over
If folks won't tell their secrets, I make them funny looking
Their noses get quashed and their ears get boshed
While my wife stays at home and does the cooking

BARRINGTON AND LITTLE RON:
Look out ya' door,
And look out ya' bedroom winda'
Here comes Pixie Paul and 'is little wife Linda

RABIES:

With a cake for you
So if your good
As you know you should,
I'll give you one o' Linda's cakes,
She's not up ta' much with the keyboard touch
But her baking's got what it takes,

PEASANTS:
Every slice is paradise
It's a song what never ends

RABIES:
So don't be late
Take the cake, take the plate,
Go and give some to your friends
Back home and

ALL:Look out ya door and look out ya bedroom winda

BARRINGTON AND LITTLE RON:And ya bathroom too

ALL:
Here comes Pixie Paul and his little wife Linda

RABIES:
With a cake for you

GUY:
I can really take this home

RABIES:
Yeh, look, there's lots for you, and lots for all your friends at the castle too!

GUY:
Would you like a piece?

RABIES:
Oh yes please

GLADYS:
No, no

RABIES:
Sorry, I mean, no thank you

GUY:
Bye bye then

RABIES:
So don't be late take the cake,

Take the plate

ALL:
Go and give some to your friends

GUY:
I will!

ALL:
It's a song what never ends,
La la la la la your friends
Pom pa pom pom pom your friends
Doobie doo-bie doo your friends
An' your friends
An' your friends
An' your friends
An' your friends
An' your friends
An' your friends
An' your friends
An' your