broadcast December 20, 1990


It's almost time for Robin and Marian to get the chop. Will Marian save them from Rose? Will Robin work out what's going on? Unfortunately, it looks like the Merry Men will have to come up with a plan by themselves, and that doesn't bode well for Marian and Robin... And look out girls, because Robin Hood appears in this episode cald only in his green underpants!
With Kerry Potter as NETTLE

Songs: Rotten Rose; Song from Guy (ii)
Lyrics: Rotten Rose; Song from Guy (ii)

Character Description
Gary/Graeme "Hang on! all drinks are soft!"
Sheriff "Gary your as sentimental as an Australian soap opera!"
Sheriff "or I'll chop you into a rather easy two piece jigsaw"
Merry Men/Nettle "how do you normally get inside the castle? what's the plan then?"
Rose "This party is gonna be sensational, it's gonna be the biggest thing to hit Sherwood since the invention of the cannon ball!"
Sheriff to Guy "what is your favourite type of music......"
Sheriff to Guy "guy this is to help you find the girl of your dreams.....at this rate...."
King John "I'm going to make your bottom like a toasted teacake!"
Sheriff/King John "......soon they will look like a pair of Dead ghastly flying ducks"
Guy "come here please, Uncle's got a little job for you!!.....Oh bother boots!"
Gary/Graeme "Glad it's not raining.....yeah the axe could slip....it could be dangerous!"
King John "and in particular....Rose who's treachery in the course of duty has been a credit to us all.....he's slow but he gets there in the end doesn't he!"
Robin "Ok....I'll do the decent thing.....ladies first!"
Gary/Graeme "Hang on it's my turn!..........who did that guy from Southend?"
Rose/Marian "Rose, I'd rather by friends with........"
Guy "Rose I've just realised....your a pretty girlie"
Guy "Uncle is they're an "L" in Guy?"
Guy "your as pretty as a pretty flower"
Robin/Rabies "over the last couple of days I've been a fool.......I never noticed the difference!"
Maid M & Merry Men Speech at end of series 2