Well it seems like only yesterday
That everyone who met me called me Mister
They'd give me treats like drinks and sweets
And ask if I would like to snog their sister

Then the sky went black
They turned their backs
I see that all my past has been a folly
'Cause Mister ain't my name no more
Yes Mister's missing and now they call me Wally

PEASANTS:What a Wally, yeah

ROBIN:Yes call me Wally

SHERIFF:Goodness me Graeme, look at that disgusting old tramp, didn't he used to be someone years ago?

PEASANTS:He's a sick-head!

ROBIN:It hurts so bad

GRAEME: Yes he was Sire, but no one remembers him now

GARY:It's not Chesney Hawkes is it?

GRAEME: I don't think so, Chesney Hawkes was quite good-looking

PEASANTS:He's so wicked

ROBIN:I feel so bad

SHERIFF:

Still, never mind about him, who'd like to stick their hands in the Sheriff of Nottingham's lucky dip?

PEASANTS: Ooh, me, yes me, me, me

SHERIFF:There's plenty for everyone

GRAEME:Except you, what's your name?

ROBIN:Just call me 'Thick-head'

PEASANTS:Thick-head!

ROBIN:
I'll be so strong
I'll prove them wrong
I'll pierce their hearts with love like Mr Cupid
But for now I'm just a joker
A broken bloke who's known as 'thicky-stupid'

PEASANTS:
Thicky-stupid!

SNOOKER:Ooh, look what I've got, it's an autographed stickleback

GLADYS:Oh Sheriff, you're our hero!

PEASANTS:Thicky-stupid!

ROBIN:Thicky-stupid